Are you easily distracted? That’s the only question I’m going to ask, because if you said “yes” I don’t want to lose you.
When we talk about games that define a genre, Chasm will be the go-to example for metroidvanias. It has platforming, it has exploration, it has items, and it has bats for you to murder.
I really DIG this game HAHAHA oh my god what have I become
If that title is too repetitive for you, you’re probably not going to like this game.
Sometimes you find a game that’s hard to describe to people without weaving a long, intricate tale about everything that’s great about it. Sometimes, when someone asks “what’s it about?” all you can say is “Just buy it. Trust me.”
You want to hear about a game that isn’t 10/10? Welcome to Dead Effect.
Have you looked at your wall recently and thought, “Wow, I could really use a couple more controller-shaped holes to let some light in here?” Well have I got the perfect game for you.
I have a lot of favorite things, and in the age of the internet it’s very easy for things to fall into the categories of either “the best” or “the worst.” But there are a few games on my Steam list that I will readily and vehemently vouch for as being my favorite and the best. Battleblock Theater is one of them.
Do you like hacking? Do you like slashing? Maybe you like hacking and slashing? If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, please see a medical professional after buying Black Ice and playing it until your eyes bleed.
Sometimes Steam Greenlight is good. Sometimes it’s bad! Sometimes it’s weird. Let’s investigate!